This is certainly what it should be about, and it’s what im about regarding the Madonna issue.
Whether i like it or not, and like every other walk of life, whether you’re becoming an adult, or climbing up the corporate ladder, or blazing a path in your chosen profession, im in a position now…
1) You’re not dependent upon another person to produce your pleasure
2) You’re always there when you’re in the mood
3) You don’t have to worry about pleasing or disappointing your partner
4) You don’t have to stay awake afterwards and cuddle or talk
5) You won’t break your own heart
6) You’re able to fantasize about the person of your dreams
7) You don’t have to explain to your partner why you’re not paying attention to his/her needs
8) You don’t have to fake it with yourself
9) You won’t confuse love and lust
10) You won’t get pregnant or catch an STD by yourself
| expectations: | I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized |
| reality: | passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was |